Posts tagged DnD
Posts tagged DnD
![It’s as though they said, ‘We’re just not sure they can tell she’s a lady with *just* pouty lips, let’s stick a pair of water-balloon boobs on there just to make sure’.
[“Hall of Heroes” by Anne Stokes, Expedition to Castle Ravenloft]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1gup471Af1rq95myo1_500.jpg)
It’s as though they said, ‘We’re just not sure they can tell she’s a lady with *just* pouty lips, let’s stick a pair of water-balloon boobs on there just to make sure’.
[“Hall of Heroes” by Anne Stokes, Expedition to Castle Ravenloft]
![I’m not at all sure what’s going on here, but it looks painful. And whatever happened, it seems to have cost the entire right half of that woman.
[“Chapter 1 Start” by Doug Kovacs, Book of Exalted Deeds]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1g69a9s2j1rq95myo1_400.jpg)
I’m not at all sure what’s going on here, but it looks painful. And whatever happened, it seems to have cost the entire right half of that woman.
[“Chapter 1 Start” by Doug Kovacs, Book of Exalted Deeds]
![Hey all, you remember Lolth, the goddess of spiders!
Lolth, everyone.
Everyone, Lolth.
[“Lolth”, Faiths and Pantheons]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1em1qv7xc1rq95myo1_400.jpg)
Hey all, you remember Lolth, the goddess of spiders!
Lolth, everyone.
Everyone, Lolth.
[“Lolth”, Faiths and Pantheons]
To summarize:
When ladies have bar brawls, they wear garters (without pants), and tear eachother’s clothing off. Exposing your enemy’s breast is clearly the only logical option when beating the stuffing out of eachother.
[“Irresponsible Character” by Wayne Reynolds, Dungeon Master’s Guide 2]

There’s a lot of squicky elements jammed into this one tiny image. For one thing, you have a lady, shiny with sweat, bound with rope, with her cleavage exposed. Being that this piece is called “Kidnapper’s Lair”, it’s not a leap to assume she’s a kidnap victim, so inherently being held against her will. What I did not notice at first glance was the boobplate on the table; her attackers have clearly stripped her. Classy.
Add into the equation that even the lady-kidnapper has been sexualized via a huge boob-window (something I somehow doubt her male counterparts are treated to), and the end result is some pretty epic-level squick.
[“Kidnapper’s Lair”, Epic Level Handbook]
![There’s so many things going on here. You’ve got horse-boob, neck-boob, finger-hooves— why choose just one? I know I can’t.
[“Vhara” by Ron Spencer, Book of Exalted Deeds.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m19fsecCJp1rq95myo1_400.jpg)
There’s so many things going on here. You’ve got horse-boob, neck-boob, finger-hooves— why choose just one? I know I can’t.
[“Vhara” by Ron Spencer, Book of Exalted Deeds.]
![In all fairness to Pathfinder, D&D has/had its own fair share of deity-based squick. Stay tuned for more!
[“Kelemvor”, Faiths and Pantheons]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m19emvREWJ1rq95myo1_500.jpg)
In all fairness to Pathfinder, D&D has/had its own fair share of deity-based squick. Stay tuned for more!
[“Kelemvor”, Faiths and Pantheons]
![Her spaghetti-femur is freaking me out.
[“Lucia Calefar” by Warren Mahy, Champions of Ruin]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m19artYjkI1rq95myo1_400.jpg)
Her spaghetti-femur is freaking me out.
[“Lucia Calefar” by Warren Mahy, Champions of Ruin]
squickygameart submitted:
While going through some images from D&D’s “Drow of the Underdark”, I came across this fantastic example of Boobs-n-Butt. Check out that twisting action!
The image is titled “Grin and Bear It”, the artist is Jackoilrain.
This has to be one of the weirdest contexts for a boobs and butt pose. It’s just so… what!? I don’t even know what she’s doing much less why she has to break her spine to do it.
Gives new meaning to the phrase “put your back into it”! *crack*
My favorite thing about this one is that while there are two women in the picture, and you can’t see either of their faces, you do get a really great view of both sets of breasts. Priorities!
Even the woman in the background is flashing some serious cleavage our way, and with the way the image is composed, it’s unfortunately her most prominent feature.