Squicky Game Art

There’s so many things going on here. You’ve got horse-boob, neck-boob, finger-hooves— why choose just one? I know I can’t.

[“Vhara” by Ron Spencer, Book of Exalted Deeds.]

Legit title of this piece? Lidda as a Savage

Seriously. That is the name of this picture.

What’s worse? Here is how WOTC defines a “savage”:

SAVAGE
“I do not understand your ways, but I will fight for you.”
A savage comes from a primitive culture, and the trappings of civilization that the other PCs take for granted—metalworking, architecture (stone buildings), distilled alcoholic drinks, and the like—are foreign to her. She greets new sights with wonder and excitement. Though her ways are primitive, she shares ties with the natural and spiritual worlds that others envy. She possesses a raw knowledge and wisdom that helps her and her allies out of difficult situations. She might face prejudice from others, but she is a stalwart friend to those who treat her well. Given enough time in this new culture, she can assimilate parts of it, creating a unique fusion of wild power and sophisticated knowledge.
Classes: Barbarian, dragon shaman, druid, ranger.
Traits: Brutal, exotic, naive.

So they took the thief, put beads in her hair, made her carry a bone, and drew her snarling like an animal and pushing her breasts together to indicate that she is “savage”, “exotic” and “primitive”.

Primitive.

Also? Ron Spencer sure doesn’t like Lidda.