Posts tagged White Wolf

See, it’s funny because she doesn’t appear to have one.

And this one is clearly just Stretch Armstrong in a croptop.

It’s okay, you don’t have to laugh.
Don’t you judge me.

TRADITION BE DAMNED! Let’s get some more World of Darkness squick over here. First up, this lady:

I like her attitude. Or rather, her boob’s attitude. It’s all, “hey man, you can’t keep me down!”

Damn straight, boob, damn straight.

I thought it would be a refreshing break from our usual fare to examine the elusive dude squick. While bad-anatomy squick can (and often does) include dudes, particularly when they are of the hypermuscled variety, it is far rarer to see sexualized dude squick. Luckily, World of Darkness has heard our pleas and after searching long and hard I present to you dude squick of the rarest variety.

Favorites include, “Mr. Long-pelvis” and “Does his ass have a tumor?”

For a bit of squick just for squick’s sake, let’s toss in some “Ghost Hands on his junk!” for extra credit (though the subject isn’t sexualized so much as the overall depiction is perplexingly-handsy).

Okay I’m going to be honest here, I do not understand why this image accompanies the section on “Healing”. I do not have a suitable answer. I am not wholly sure I want to know the answer, so let’s just leave it at that.

eschergirls:

Linda submitted:

This is a picture from Hunter - The vigil by White Wolf. I don’t know where to begin when looking at the woman in the picture but…
But the monster looks great!

Bizarre fighting stance and torso twist aside, those are some REALLY tiny arms.

The monster does look good!  But maybe it only looks good to our human eyes.  What if monsters of that species look at this picture and go “WTF, WE CAN’T BEND LIKE THAT!  AND WHY ARE THE TENTACLES SO SMALL?” xD